Monday, 11 March 2013

A day in the life of your cock-warmer

Funny, well not really.

Odd then that we get the suggestion to cut taxes and cut welfare spending come from some of the wealthiest politicians. Dr Liam Fox et al, who have never really felt the bite of having to be on benefits, very swiftly being fast footed through palatial surroundings, palatial schools and then a smooth progression into a good job that is already waiting for them, without really having to think about it.

I mean, you don't even have to be good at anything to be a politician. A deep belief in total ideological wank is all you need. Dunno what Dr Liam Fox is good at. Never let the cunt have a look at my appendix anyway. It's sitting in a jar in City Hospital, but he still ain't getting a look at it. Twerp would probably break it. Why does Liam Fox want taxes cut? He earns so much money he's never going to feel taxes bite much. He will suggest spending cuts because, as I say, what reason has he ever had to go on benefits? Also he goes private in health and private educating his fox spawn. Plus his pension is private. Probably Fortnum and Mason pensions. Comes in a polished wooden box with some straw.

This must all happen because they all want to bow to the great false god of capitalism. Capitalism is weird as it's been proven to be just as detrimental, if not more so, as communism, but still they strip themselves naked and dance around playing the harp and the sistrum, waiting to rain its multitude benefits, it's yellow-coloured water of blessing upon them.

"Ohh Capitalism, ohh humm..."

The few, the sneaky and the all-out gutless make money out of it though. But in terms of the backbone of a political system, you may as well put all your faith in Katy Perry's tits. Looking good at the moment...may sag in time as the market changes. Economic aid will come in the form of implants...zzzz.

You can say, 'well you voted for these fuckers'. I didn't, all I ever get is some unionist/nationalist fucker who argue over where to place the cowpats. Or the dissenting cowpats. Or the cowpat abortions. Right now there is a coalition ruining our lives. Usually people in England vote for the party that ruins our lives. Nobody voted for the coalition. So we have a theocracy, where people think they are in power and we do bugger all to stop them as we think they're in power too. Kind of a human constipation and yet we're getting shat on

Looking at capitalism we get advertising, whose great idea now to encourage us all to be individuals, celebrate our individual uniqueness...by buying the crappy products they're trying to sell you. Considering how much advertising has homogenized the world and promoted uniformity in all forms, that's a bit fucking rich. And when we see the newspapers of capitalism, instead of the wars, poverty and suffering caused by regular arms deals to various unstable tinpot regimes, set up by the west anyway about 50 years ago, we get...dah, dah, dah...Justin Bieber fighting with a photographer...

Wow. this is what they invented the printing press for. All those guys burnt at the stake, died for this. Trees felled and ink spilt just so we can keep up with every second Justin Bieber exists on this planet. Now in the past I have had him being gunned to death with 'Dave' Cameron or being shot into space without oxygen. I would advocate a slow, painful death, but I really don't want him on this planet any longer than necessary. Maybe if we revive hanging, drawing and quartering just once for Justin Bieber. Hang him so he can't sing and then burn his torn off genitals in front of his eyes. That'll do and there'll be no more Biebers.

Now the appeal and the hysteria surrounding this little internet whore is baffling. Every front page of the weekend papers had him squeaking at a photographer. He can make menopausal women weep. The only explanation I can come up with is that there are more paedophiles in the world than previously guessed at and they are loathe to let their former crush go, even though he is 19 and proving more often what a fucking cancerous tumour of a human being he really is. That is assuming he's human, which I don't. 9 year old girls aren't buying the Daily Express so why put him on the front page? Is this news? Either the editors are still sexually attracted to him or he is the bacteria of the new world order, the little worm who was released and to distract us as the world is taken over. It has nothing to do with talent or personality as he hasn't got any. 

I'm not bothered by the little sod anymore, but just on all the front pages at the weekend? Like there weren't people getting killed in Syria at the same time. It says we don't care if people are killed, Justin Bieber's mental state is of paramount concern right now. If the Holocaust had happened at the same time as Justin Bieber, it would struggle to get on the front page, that is what you are saying then? Yeah, that's exactly what would happen. You create this world and worst of all, we let you.

I don't think there is anything as bad in Norn Iron. Maybe Marcus Keeley. He's not very well known though. Getting into a blog like this is the most worldwide fame he's enjoyed so far. As a media personality he just wants to be Dylan Moran or Phil Jupitus, in a very trendy, affected manner of course. We shall vomit on the trendies in due course, but affectation is their thing. Nothing real or original, just as Norn Iron has never had anything real or original. So why would the world need some guy doing sort of second-rate, fake Dylan Moran impersonations? We already have a real Dylan Moran. But Mr Keeley may be on to some economic loophole that has escaped the rest of us. Perhaps fake Dylan Moran impersonations are what the future economy will be built on. It's likely, as he is a trendy and money helps the trendy go around in their own capitalist way, though they pretend to be liberal/socialist as that is the right-on, cool thing to do. It's very trendy.

I suppose one more hapless plea to end this fucking awful game now will go ignored. Thought so.



Bisson




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